i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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