last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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