dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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