Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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