don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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