you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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