He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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