Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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