So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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