So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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