Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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