what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
and i looked up. we had an audience...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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