ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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