My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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