I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I think people are normalizing furries
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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