I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize