Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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