He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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