well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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