I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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