o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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