Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i drank out of a bidet.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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