Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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