How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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