My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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