i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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