if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's great music for shaving your balls
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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