We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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