So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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