she was so not down for the gang bang
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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