to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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