just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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