Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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