Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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