Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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