i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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