The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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