So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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