haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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