home. puking in laundry basket.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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