why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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