I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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