Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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