I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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