its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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