U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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