i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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