can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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