This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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