good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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